Teapot!

Write an argument about a teapot, and why people are arguing over a simple teapot, or is it? Also this isn't part of the prompt, but Brandon Sanderson released his newest book today The Way of Kings. It should be amazing. That is all.

Babies

Babies born on the earth during certain weather phenomenons will be born with those weather type, or elemental attributes.

White lie

Write about a white lie that explodes in proportion and puts the teller of that lie in peril.

Teenage angst!

Write a teenage angst story where the Main character is based on a Michael Serra character that gets hit by a car.

School nightmare!

School just started this week so it is appropriate to have a school related prompt. What is your worst nightmare when it comes to school? And don't say showing up in your class naked thats almost everyone's worst nightmare, be creative.

Legends and Tall tales

Make up a legend or myth like Johnny Appleseed. Where does this person travel, what do they do, and why are they important?

Let the bodies hit the floor

You walk into a bathroom to find a body on the ground. Not a minute later the building is surrounded and you are arrested. After interrogation and a little hassling you are released, but tailed. You have to clear you name and find out what the body was all about.

Path

You are walking on a path and see something of of the path. You leave the path to grab this item. When you jump off the path you find yourself not anywhere near the path but some new place completely but the item is in the same place you saw it when you were on the path.

Wordsmithing

You are an apprentice for a wordsmith, who makes things out of words. How are things made out of words? That is for you to find out, to experiment with, and master. You are, after all, the apprentice.

Imagination

A story teller weaves a story of magic, adventure, and conflict. The children who are listening to this story believe in it so much that the characters come to life.

Salsa

You are making salsa and have some and develop fire breathing powers. What do you do with these powers? Fight crime, become a super hero, or just continue to eat salsa and burn your house to the ground.

Something amazing for an amazing price.

You are given something amazing, but in exchange you give either your dreams from ages 4-9, your aspirations in life, or the color of your hair. What is it you are given and who gives it to you?

Time travel

You can time travel where and when do you go? I know this is kinda a lame writing prompt but I got some really awesome ones coming up!

I have a teleporter.

Write about what you would do if you had a teleporter. Also where would you go and what would you do?

Evil Kenivel

You build a Jet bike to jump across the grand canyon. Your competition sabotages your bike and you are not able to finish the jump. how do you exact your revenge?

Ransack

You participate in the ransacking of a notable mans mansion, the man had just died and you stumble across a way to get most of his fortune for yourself, but your fellow thieves think they should get a share in the loot.

CrAzY

You come to find a small book that belongs to a know crazy person. The drawings and writings in this book lead to a shocking discovery that you have to make public.

Hero

Write a heroic action you view from the outside, in less than 500 words.

Headless monkey

I got this prompt from writing excuses which is an awesome podcast that features Brandon Sanderson, Howard Taylor, and Dan Wells. A man is stumbling through the dessert and is aided by a headless monkey.

Random

Use the words Heat, Buckle, Torpedo, Volkswagen, and Shoe in one hundred words or less and have it make sense.

Imaginary Friend or crazy person?

Write the from an outside perspective of a person having an argument with an imaginary friend, is this person crazy or not?

ATM's Are going to rule the world!

A man believes that ATM's are undercover robots that will rise up and overthrow the government. You find this guy in an asylum, hear his story and decide to help when the first ATM casualties show up in the news. You go ATM hunting with an ax.

Enough with the oil spill already.

The Bp oil spill is a cover up for part of area fifty one. They have discovered alien ships in the gulf coast, Whop discovered these secrets and how do you help make them public?

Nose goblins of doom!

Your nose goblins are overrunning your house how do you get rid of this menace that will eventually over power you into submission.

Ka-Boom!

You are walking towards a diner and it explodes! Why does this happen? Also you get framed and you have to figure out who framed you!

The pen is mightier than the super powers?

While on an airplane, reading a magazine you read an article that inspires you on how to obtain super powers. What is the name of the magazine, what is the article about, and what triggered this epihany?

Valley of Fire

There is a valley where it is always smoking and desolate. Nothing lives there, or so it seems.

Flaming Penguins?

You are being assaulted by penguins that are on fire. Why are they attacking you?

Miami

I got the Idea for this prompt from Taking Back Sunday's song Miami: Secret keepers, take confessions and secrets and act as if they don't remember them. You are hired to make secret keepers crack.

End of the world

Write the end of the world, and what mankind does for survival. Also a new thing I'm doing is the song of the day today is a decade under the influence by Taking back Sunday.

Amnesia

You wake up one morning to find that you have no recollection of the events of the last month. The headlines in the newspaper are terrifying, but are key to finding out what has happened this last month