Space goat

A goat is put into space. After four years the goat seems intelligent and able to wage war against those who put it into space.

Gorilla

You find a gorilla in a phone booth.

Taco vs. Grilled Cheese

Who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich? What does this have to do with anything?

Homeless

Some one posing as a homeless person is spreading rumors of a miracle drug that will calm your nerves and take all your cares away. This person is also saying that it is being made and distributed by the government. The homeless population starts to riot, and create a homeless army.

Mage

A mage has made his mark by making totally non-lethal very effective spells. How did he get all of this attention and why are you asking for his help?

lost book

You lose your book that you write all your thoughts in, when someone finds it and writes in it, they can control you and your memories. How does this work in these people's favor and how do you escape this fate?

Squirrels

Squirrels are attacking, are they on your side or not? What are they fighting about?