Energy drink madness!

You have to distribute energy drinks on a college campus, but these are laced with thought transmitting tech, you get a lot of really good ideas and learn what it is college students are mostly thinking about.

Traits

You run a company that bottles and sells character traits along with attributes. How do you market this? Example: Ninja energy drinks give you stealthy samurai assassinating skills along with the ability to wear really cool masks. for more on this try ninja juice.